Playing lawn bowling is UNRUGGED, even if you’re wearing a Mossy Oak ball cap!

Buying your wife a .270 for her birthday is RUGGED, even if she doesn’t hunt!

Showing up late for your university final exam is RUGGED if you were deer hunting that morning!

Wearing “salmon coloured” pants with a crease is UNRUGGED!

Paying someone else to cut and deliver your firewood is UNRUGGED!

Spending more time in your treestand than you do at work is RUGGED!

If you sleep in your hip boots in order to save time in the morning before your duck hunt, then you are RUGGED!

Actually watching Martha Stewart is UNRUGGED!

Giving everyone on your Christmas list a new skinning knife is Rugged!

Going to Hawaii and learning to hula dance on your honey moon is Unrugged!

Wearing your new camo clothes to bed is Rugged!

Wearing anything pink camo (unless your a chick) is Unruggedly Unrugged!

Deciding to plant a flower garden this year instead of going fishing is Unrugged!

Starting a campfire with your last wet match is Rugged!

Waiting until after hunting season to fix the broken truck window in your truck is rugged!

If you have a little white dog named Muffin, with a pink ribbon in its
hair, you are UNRUGGED! And, so is your stupid dog!

Using duct tape to fix a leak in your canoe is RUGGED!

Even thinking about going to the opera is UNRUGGED!

Owning more fishing rods than anyone else on your street is RUGGED!

Eating moose meat jerky for lunch instead of a McCain frozen dinner is
Rugged!

Sitting on your hands in the outhouse when its 40 below and the frost has formed all around the seat is Unrugged!

Getting called back to work to deal with a crisis while you are in your tree stand (and you GO!) is Unrugged!

Wearing your hip boots to your friends wedding to avoid being late is RUGGED!

Eating tofu, lentils and nuts for lunch is UNRUGGED!

Missing opening day of moose season to go to your friend's birthday party is UNRUGGED!